My View on Coffee

1. Coffee tastes DISGUSTING!! (Unless your mug ratio is 1/5 coffee and 3/5 milk and 1/5 sugar)

2. Coffee is addictive (I've witnessed people who are regular coffee drinkers attempt to abstain...sad)

3. Coffee is full of caffeine (My friends won't let me have too much for obvious reasons if you know me)

4. Coffee smells FANTASTIC!

5. Coffee beans (covered in chocolate) are very addicting (Oh childhood... :) )

6. Coffee is usually the first thing offered when I go to other people's houses (What about tea!!??)

7. Coffee flavoured things taste good...somehow...I'll never understand why...

8. Coffee cake is pretty awesome, no complaints there ;) (If coffee gives me an excuse to eat cake, count me in!)

9. Coffee is too complicated! (What IS "good" coffee anyways??)

10. Coffee makes people dehydrated (Fact: one more good reason to avoid it)

11. I'll NEVER be a committed coffee drinker (I hope I don't eat my words later...)

So in summary, just don't offer me coffee! (Unless you only expect me to smell the beans :) )

For more information, and if you want to chuckle, check out the link below ;) http://www.northforest.org/MoralTheologyEthics/vices.html#Coffee