I know what you're thinking: What an attractive post title! I want to read that right now! or That's disgusting! I don't even want to know...
Well whatever you happen to be thinking, I would recommend reading the following story anyways because I am sure it will make you laugh out loud :)
So our family has a dog. Her name is Maggie. I've posted about her before but I might have to change one of the facts about her after I tell you what happened two nights ago...
First, some background info: Maggie typically likes snuggling up with someone during the night and because she is so warm and fuzzy there are usually a few of us who would like to take her for the extra comfort while we sleep. The only downside to having her in your room is that if she decides that she needs to "do her business" in the middle of the night, guess who gets woken up to let her out?
Upstairs there are three bedrooms fairly close together. My two youngest brothers, my sister, and my parents all sleep upstairs. Most of the time Maggie is in one of these three bedrooms for the night, and because they are so close together, my Mom can easily hear Maggie whining and is usually the first responder to her cries, allowing my siblings to get away with pretending they didn't hear anything so they don't have to get up to let the poor beast outside.
Now two nights ago my sister took Maggie for the night and was disturbed at 2:00am by some whining. Laziness settled in and my sister lay in her bed hoping that my Mom would take care of the dog. Little did she know that Mom did not hear Maggie this time.
I will attempt to take this next part of the story from my dog's perspective...
Oh I've gotta go! Come on Hannah get up! I'm at the door whining here!
Five or so minutes pass...
Ok seriously! I cannot hold this thing in any longer! You are really gonna regret not getting up!
So Maggie then jumps back up on the bed and poops right next to Hannah's head on her pillow.
What a relief! Well I guess I can go back to sleep now...but ooh that is a smelly one! I'm gonna sleep as far away from that as possible.
At this point my sister wakes up to this stinky little doggy poo right next to her face, totally grossed out, and notices that Maggie is sleeping at her feet. As it is about 2:30am at this point, Hannah deals with the mess and goes back to bed.
That will probably be the last time anyone in this house ignores Maggie's whining. Especially in the middle of the night.
I'm sure no one likes waking up to poop on their pillow. I can only imagine their reaction and giggle to myself. :)
Well whatever you happen to be thinking, I would recommend reading the following story anyways because I am sure it will make you laugh out loud :)
So our family has a dog. Her name is Maggie. I've posted about her before but I might have to change one of the facts about her after I tell you what happened two nights ago...
First, some background info: Maggie typically likes snuggling up with someone during the night and because she is so warm and fuzzy there are usually a few of us who would like to take her for the extra comfort while we sleep. The only downside to having her in your room is that if she decides that she needs to "do her business" in the middle of the night, guess who gets woken up to let her out?
Upstairs there are three bedrooms fairly close together. My two youngest brothers, my sister, and my parents all sleep upstairs. Most of the time Maggie is in one of these three bedrooms for the night, and because they are so close together, my Mom can easily hear Maggie whining and is usually the first responder to her cries, allowing my siblings to get away with pretending they didn't hear anything so they don't have to get up to let the poor beast outside.
Now two nights ago my sister took Maggie for the night and was disturbed at 2:00am by some whining. Laziness settled in and my sister lay in her bed hoping that my Mom would take care of the dog. Little did she know that Mom did not hear Maggie this time.
I will attempt to take this next part of the story from my dog's perspective...
Oh I've gotta go! Come on Hannah get up! I'm at the door whining here!
Five or so minutes pass...
Ok seriously! I cannot hold this thing in any longer! You are really gonna regret not getting up!
So Maggie then jumps back up on the bed and poops right next to Hannah's head on her pillow.
What a relief! Well I guess I can go back to sleep now...but ooh that is a smelly one! I'm gonna sleep as far away from that as possible.
At this point my sister wakes up to this stinky little doggy poo right next to her face, totally grossed out, and notices that Maggie is sleeping at her feet. As it is about 2:30am at this point, Hannah deals with the mess and goes back to bed.
That will probably be the last time anyone in this house ignores Maggie's whining. Especially in the middle of the night.
I'm sure no one likes waking up to poop on their pillow. I can only imagine their reaction and giggle to myself. :)
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